"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."
a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it
This killed me 😂
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
can they stop making new iPhones and develop a small device that creates whatever food you want in 2 seconds
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call